Sunday, July 26, 2009

Bathroom Humor



So today must be God's "bathroom humor" day for the Stewart family.

When Jeremy and I were sitting down for lunch and Addisen was happily sitting in her chair, Addisen farted quite loudly. So loudly, in fact, that it startled our dog, Maggie, and she proceeded to run to the door and begin barking. That one was funny.

Then after Addisen's bath, I took her to her bedroom. I was enjoying playing with her and putting lotion on her. I was having so much fun that I forgot about the danger of keeping a baby naked for too long. Yes, my friends, she decided to pee. Hmm... running liquid and no diaper on. It got all over the bed comforter and Mommy. There are some things you just have to laugh at!

(And for all of you thinking, "Just wait until she poops on you," have no fear. She has accomplished that goal as well. Who knew an infant's poo could projectile so far! Mommy's outfit that day was completely wet.)

As I am typing, you'll never guess what I just heard. You got it! Another tooting noise from our baby girl! I guess Jeremy and I know for sure she's our daughter. He he! :)

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Haha that's too funny! Good thing her initials really are AGS and not the other way around ;-) Glad you are getting plenty of time to enjoy Addisen in all her moments.

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh, that is too funny Meg!! At least you have a great guard dog too...lol. Now if we could just figure out how to canister it up and convert it for gas in the car. It sounds like you guys had a nice relaxing weekend at home with your baby for a change. Can't wait for more pictures.

Love, Sheri