~You are ready for the epidural NOW even though you are not in labor
~10 days seems way too long to wait for a baby
~You need assistance getting out of the recliner
~You can no longer cross your legs
~Your belly gets referred to as a basketball more than once
~People say, "You must be getting close" just by looking at how you walk
~You think your baby is a gymnast because of all the flips and kicks she is doing (which makes your belly look really funny!)
~Your husband, who is ALWAYS hot, pulls the comforter over himself in the middle of the night while you are throwing every sheet off of yourself
~You can't remember a night you slept through without waking up to go potty
~You go through an insane amount of toilet paper with your frequent trips to the potty
~Your feet won't fit into your cute flip flops
~You would pay a pretty penny to be able to sleep on your back and stomach again
~You are still hungry but there is no room left in your squished stomach
~You make this list up in your head at 3 am because you can no longer sleep!
3 comments:
Awww I'm sorry it's been all the bad things at once! The things we don't know are that bad until you are really in the moment... Just think: all those symptoms should be gone in less than 2 weeks! There will be new ones, but at least those will be gone :-)
Love it so true!!!
Hang in there you can make it!!
HAHAHAHAHA! and just think...you will want to do it all again in a few years. counting down with you friend.
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