Tuesday, June 2, 2009

You Know You Are Really Pregnant When…


 

~You are ready for the epidural NOW even though you are not in labor

~10 days seems way too long to wait for a baby

~You need assistance getting out of the recliner

~You can no longer cross your legs

~Your belly gets referred to as a basketball more than once

~People say, "You must be getting close" just by looking at how you walk

~You think your baby is a gymnast because of all the flips and kicks she is doing (which makes your belly look really funny!)

~Your husband, who is ALWAYS hot, pulls the comforter over himself in the middle of the night while you are throwing every sheet off of yourself

~You can't remember a night you slept through without waking up to go potty

~You go through an insane amount of toilet paper with your frequent trips to the potty

~Your feet won't fit into your cute flip flops

~You would pay a pretty penny to be able to sleep on your back and stomach again

~You are still hungry but there is no room left in your squished stomach

~You make this list up in your head at 3 am because you can no longer sleep!

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Awww I'm sorry it's been all the bad things at once! The things we don't know are that bad until you are really in the moment... Just think: all those symptoms should be gone in less than 2 weeks! There will be new ones, but at least those will be gone :-)

TheLudlows said...

Love it so true!!!
Hang in there you can make it!!

agcat01 said...

HAHAHAHAHA! and just think...you will want to do it all again in a few years. counting down with you friend.